Moin liebe Gemeinde,

ich wäre nicht Karl Content, wenn ich es nicht bei meinem letzten Aufenthalt in den USA geschafft hätte, auf einer `party´ in Las Vegas den G**gle Mitarbeiter M. Cutts zu treffen und zu einem Interview zu überreden. Leider hat es etwas gedauert, meine auf dem Diktiergerät gemachten Aufzeichnungen zu Papier zu bringen. Ich weiß auch nicht genau, warum Samantha und Susan so laut zu hören sind. Um Euch wirklich nichts vorzuenthalten, habe ich alles `one on one´ aufgeschrieben:

K. Content: Test, eins, zwei, Viertel vor drei. O.K, I think you already know me. My name is Karl Content, better known as `Kalle´. I´m one of the most wantest SEOs in Germany and `Exklusivreporter´ for SEO-united.de. I´m glad you´ll give me some minutes. Would you like an original german `Schnapps´ or a little `Likörchen?

M. Cutts: No thank you. To be sure, I´ve never heard about you, even not about SEO-united.de…

K. Content: Candy or a `Sprudel´ ?

M. Cutts: No nothing. Mr…

K. Content: Content. Karl Content.

M. Cutts: OK, Mr. Content. I´ m a litte busy. I don´t want anything to drink or to eat. Would you please ask your questions now.

K. Content: Yes sir, no problem. First you have to know, that I´m not one of those typical reporters. I´m also interested in storys behind all that glamour. So, is it true, that B. Gates   listens to Hokey Pokey and Muffin Man while sleeping? Also I´ve heard, that everytime he´ s flying, he is naked, only wearing that litte tiger tanga…

M. Cutts: Pardon?

K. Content: Steve still adddicted?

M. Cutts: Listen Mr. Content. If your next question is not about me and my work for G**gle, I´ll no longer waste my time.

K. Content: OK, Mr. Cutts. Which search engine do you use while you´re alone at home? Google, Yahoo, MSN?

M. Cutts: I only search with Google. When I´m at at work, at home, even when I´m flying in the plane…

K. Content: Are you satisfied with the quality of the results?

M. Cutts: As you know. I work for in the G**gle Quality Team. I would not spend all my time trying to make the results better if  I were satisfied with them. Comparing to other search engines, G**gle still offers the best results. But, you as a professionell SEO will know it, there´re a lot of black hat methods which we´ve to fight for.

K. Content: Yes, of course. Can I asked you a private question?

M. Cutts: It depends on the question…

K.Content: Do you know the G**gle algorithm? I mean all the different…

M.Cutts: Pardon?

C. Content: Keywordposition in title?

M. Cutts: Pardon?

C. Content: Sorry, obviously I´ve had `a clown for breakfast´. A lot of SEOs in Germany are afraid about the last development concerning the PR Update. Could you say, when the next update will start?

M. Cutts: Of course you´ll understand, that I will not say anything concerning the update. I think, there has not been an update yet. We update the PR as well as the results temporary. While last updates we export the PR immediately in our data. The data of the export shows the new results of the update in the algorithm of the results in data while…

C. Content: Pardon?

M. Cutts: Next question plaese.

C. Content: Density in body?

M. Cutts: Idiot. I´ ll go now. Good luck for you and your company…

C. Content: Steve still needs benzedrin?

Da war er auch schon weg, aber noch mal knallhart nachgefragt Das war es, mein Interview mit M. Cutts. Ein sehr sympathischer Mann, wie ich finde. Ich denke, durch meine Sachkenntnis und mein journalistisches Fingerspitzengefühl konnte ich mir wieder einige Türen öffnen…

Euer Kalle

P.S.: This interview is just a joke and never took place…